Carry On

(Source: alliyoong, via listentoyourseoul)

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings, via drsongsdaughter)

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

(via missaristocrat)

hogwartsfacebook:

believeinnothing-believeinyou:

jojenobrien:

falling-for-pain:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

I don’t want this.

JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE

i screamed

NO

thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl 

(via drsongsdaughter)

theconsultingbiscuit:

The Baker Street Regulars

You can tell holyshititsafandom and me were really hungry when we thought this up…

theconsultingbiscuit:

Avengers Assemble ….on my plate 

Food Avengers with bonus Loki and Spiderman . Thanks to themajesticmountainscold , dusthawk and holyshititsafandom for helping me with some of the names. 

Which fandom should I mutilate draw next? 

Once Upon a Time Food Part 1 

Once Upon a Time Food Part 2

Sherlock Food here

(via drsongsdaughter)

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

(via drsongsdaughter)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via pocketmartin)

(Source: vivillrocku, via geothebio)

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

(via motherofsenpais)

ssjdebusk:

every time they make jokes in this episode i just sob harder

(Source: andysexberg, via didntyouhaveaflamingsword)

deanwinchesterthehedgehog:

guys i made a thing

this is probably the best thing that’s ever been made hands down everyone else can go home

(Source: savemesam, via pocketmartin)